Natasha “yeah I don’t have any super-powers so beefy American dude just do me a favor and throw me up in the fucking air because I want to wrassle me an alien (and don’t forget I figured out the big misogynistic baddy’s plan by playing him like a chump and later literally punched some sense into our brainwashed team member lol call me when you need somebody to close the trans-dimensional portal to fucking OUTER SPACE)” Romanoff
Why the hell did you put a comma there?
Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
Hey are you awak? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
*puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
Fuck the government.
Fuck the school board.
Close the door.
Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
I love puns.
People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
Please shut up.
Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
They act like I care what they think.
I hate homework.
I have decided to become a politician.
What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.
this makes my heart ache
Silverstein always has been, and always will be my favorite poet because he doesn’t even need words in his poem to make people open their eyes.
~ love that little bit of unexpected art mixing it in with the kitchen dishes
Remember when Disney was all like ‘fuck how races work and homogeneous casts and couples’?
Black and white couple produce fillipino-american child. White dude is the valet. White step mother, one white step sister, one black step sister. Just a jumble, and it ought to happen again.
First multi-racial cast performing Rodgers and Hammerstein’s Cinderella.
Whitney Houston was producing Rodger and Hammerstein’s “Cinderella” and was to star in it until she decided that Brandy Norwood would make a better Cinderella. Brandy would not do it unless her idol Whitney took the Fairy Godmother role.
Brandy Norwood became the first African-American to play Cinderella. This version broke viewer-ship records when it debuted, and it holds the record for the bestselling video for a made for TV movie.
So fuck any noise where people say audiences don’t want to see a mixed race couple, or more people of color. This was a success from television. I still remember Brandy singing Impossible.
That ought to happen again. Mixed race live action cast where the relationships don’t made genetic or racial sense.
This is the truest color blind casting I have ever seen.
And this is the best Disney Princess movie ever
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